21 Jun 21:24

Thought I was doing quite well today on limited sleep but I’ve just spent fifteen minutes trying to remember the word ‘contingency’.

21 Jun 18:44

When asked to retract, he doubled down, insisting that ‘He does, he likes to put them in his mouth, doesn’t he’. A judge will not look kindly on this.

21 Jun 18:41

My son has started spreading the defamatory claim that Daddy likes to eat the stringy bits off bananas. I am exploring legal options.

21 Jun 16:39

If they weren’t going to hold Prime Day on 2021-01-01 then they shouldn’t have bothered holding it at all.

07 Jun 20:41

Looks gritty

05 Jun 11:46

Not sure why the lateral flow test kits come with a complimentary plastic fish of soy sauce but it’s disgusting

03 Jun 15:45

Why do the parents in Bluey do so much laundry when none of them wear clothes?

02 Jun 18:04

PSA: my son can’t quite interpret scale correctly, so if you drive a big silly SUV he will refer to you as ‘the little man in the car’.

19 Apr

My writing with Stories of our Lives

I write regularly as part of Stories of our Lives, a community writing and storytelling project based in Chorlton in Manchester. Sometimes I’m telling my own story; sometimes someone else’s; sometimes it’s something completely different.

You can read my writing on toys, springtime, silver linings and more, along with lots more writing from the community, on the Stories of our Lives website.

You can also support the project with a donation or by buying a copy of our first book.