Thought I was doing quite well today on limited sleep but I’ve just spent fifteen minutes trying to remember the word ‘contingency’.
When asked to retract, he doubled down, insisting that ‘He does, he likes to put them in his mouth, doesn’t he’. A judge will not look kindly on this.
My son has started spreading the defamatory claim that Daddy likes to eat the stringy bits off bananas. I am exploring legal options.
If they weren’t going to hold Prime Day on 2021-01-01 then they shouldn’t have bothered holding it at all.
Not sure why the lateral flow test kits come with a complimentary plastic fish of soy sauce but it’s disgusting
Very pleased to have been longlisted for the Alpine Fellowship Writing Prize 2021 alpinefellowship.com/writing-prize
Why do the parents in Bluey do so much laundry when none of them wear clothes?
PSA: my son can’t quite interpret scale correctly, so if you drive a big silly SUV he will refer to you as ‘the little man in the car’.
I write regularly as part of Stories of our Lives, a community writing and storytelling project based in Chorlton in Manchester. Sometimes I’m telling my own story; sometimes someone else’s; sometimes it’s something completely different.