Huge controversy: the stool says ‘All Paws On Deck’, but Rocky is nowhere to be found.
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I’d feel much more comfortable walking out of range of my phone while wearing Bluetooth headphones if I hadn’t read that bit in ‘The Amber Spyglass’ where they cross the river in the world of the dead.
Good time to attempt to compete with @Pinboard
This morning the toddler is repeating ‘Daddy was wrong and Mummy was right’. I’m not sure why, but it’s a good phrase to have in the repertoire.
Having a massive row with my toddler about which one’s Charlie and which one’s Lola.
‘If you’re wearing a suit then you’re working.’ ‘If you’re not in the office you’re not working.’ My three year old has a better grasp on the concept than these people. (He thinks you at least have to press buttons on a laptop for it to count.)
The ‘trying to keep a fart in your trousers’ gang may wish to note that your clothes do actually help prevent farts from spreading harmful bacteria www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1121900/
Enjoying an episode of Sarah & Duck in which Sarah falls asleep and starts dreaming and everything is exactly as surreal as it is in any other episode of Sarah & Duck.
Wikipedia remains invaluable en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_chocolate-covered_foods
Saw two blokes in suits sat outside Wetherspoons smoking cigars, their plates empty apart from untouched mushy peas. I can only assume this is Tory conference related.