29 Mar 12:34

Finally recycled about five years’ worth of batteries I’ve been saving in a bag and forgetting to take to one of the innumerable places you can recycle them. Perhaps my greatest achievement.

24 Feb 09:01

Dreamed I took my fish to the vet because it no longer fit my bike’s fish rack but there was a wait so I ate the fish and then was very upset to realise the fish had not survived this. Is this down to covid or just my usual brain?

21 Feb 16:47

How are you supposed to exercise ‘personal responsibility’ over whether your boss makes you go into work?

27 Jan 16:57

In ‘The Wrong Trousers’, moon cheese shares have soared but Wallace and Gromit are broke. Did Wallace blow his moon cheese fortune on cosmetic surgery to create his distinctive wide mouth, which is not present in ‘A Grand Day Out’?

15 Jan 12:27

Reassuring when the guy at the covid test centre asks ‘Have you done a PCP test before?’

14 Jan 15:58

Huge controversy: the stool says ‘All Paws On Deck’, but Rocky is nowhere to be found.

10 Jan 16:38

I’d feel much more comfortable walking out of range of my phone while wearing Bluetooth headphones if I hadn’t read that bit in ‘The Amber Spyglass’ where they cross the river in the world of the dead.

10 Jan 13:53

Good time to attempt to compete with @Pinboard

23 Dec 07:42

This morning the toddler is repeating ‘Daddy was wrong and Mummy was right’. I’m not sure why, but it’s a good phrase to have in the repertoire.