20 Aug 14:12

The cooker in ‘A Grand Day Out’ cannot see its dream clearly at first: it has to deliberately tune into it. So must we all.

19 Aug 07:27

The cooker in ‘A Grand Day Out’ seems to struggle on anything but the flattest terrain with its tiny wheels. Skiing, for the cooker, is not mere whimsy: it is freedom.

18 Aug 18:26

The cooker in A Grand Day Out might have been trapped in a permanent tableau of ineffectual violence—but Wallace chooses to insert another coin, without hope or expectation of reward, and it is redeemed.

18 Aug 14:27

Acting by force, the cooker in ‘A Grand Day Out’ doesn’t succeed in fulfilling its duty or taking what it thinks it needs. But by seeing clearly what it has and what it desires, it is able to achieve both happiness and forgiveness.

17 Aug 19:40

When will we get a proper sequel to A Grand Day Out, following the original main character (the cooker), instead of all these Wallace and Gromit spinoffs

14 Aug 17:57

The happiest character in fiction is the cooker from A Grand Day Out, skiing joyfully across the moon and being left alone.

11 Aug 12:29

Sick of activists policing my imagination and stifling my creativity by suggesting that basic levels of research and literacy might improve my writing

11 Aug 11:56

My work password expired and now I’m going to have that random five-word phrase pointlessly sitting in my brain for the rest of time 🙁

05 Aug 19:11

My son has just decided to take a bus to space on his rocket, so he already has more advanced plans for space travel than Elon Musk.

22 Jul 11:13

I was already in favour of keeping meetings as short as possible but I’m becoming downright militant now that I have to turn my fan off for them.