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01 Jul 11:00

Facebook gave me this notification in response to a photo of my son eating ice cream. Absolutely deranged.

Facebook notification reading: You can help grow engagement on your post by replying to fan comments.

16 Dec 14:44

If my campaign of posting a turd in a Jiffy bag to every constituency office is pissing off all sides, I must be doing something right.

10 Dec 12:15

Very kind of the Conservatives to provide us with lots of pictures of Johnson holding easily-photoshopped cardboard signs.

10 Dec 09:53

sausages wallets

10 Dec 09:12

Very interesting. A good friend of mine is a senior innkeeper at Bethlehem Inn – the boy shown in the manger by the Four Evangelists was in fact put there by his mother who then showed him to shepherds and wise men before they went back to their room.

09 Dec 12:24

Feeling very glad to have immediate post-election distractions lined up in the form of my son’s first birthday and this brilliant event.