Fair enough.

Wikipedia has a very roundabout way of telling you that The Tiger Who Came to Tea is about a tiger who came to tea.

The small Nutella jar glass is very much the benevolent sibling of the Gü ramekin. Next time you want a pudding, consider just eating a jar of Nutella.

2020: our toddler sits in the bath shouting ‘Wash hands! Sanitiser! Sanitiser! Some soap!’

Well, this certainly looks like a well-produces compilation

I don’t mind noisy plastic toys, but if you design them to occasionally make a noise when left unused to attract children back to them, you can get in the bin.

All else aside, you have to admire the clear drafting here.

Facebook remembers everything about me except that I don’t want to use Chat Heads.

Why should I have to stop at zebra crossings when there is no evidence whatsoever that they protect drivers?

Disgusted by the nanny-state bedwetters who won’t let me have my balls out in the supermarket #ballmuzzles