‘Elmer’ is surely the ultimate fantasy: to get a glimpse of how people are when you’re not around, discover they’re way less happy without you, and then do a joke so good they decide it deserves an annual parade.

Am astonishing new high for YouTube Music’s tendency to play versions of songs from weird compilations.

I wonder what our ongoing national disaster will announce this time.

I feel like this email is telling me something about what the Labour Party values about my membership.

A rare and precious sense of triumph

Covid Christmas is going to be pants, but at least there may be a resurgence for the good version of ‘Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas’.

Quite the unexpected twist at the start of this Mr Men book.

Sorry everyone, my fault, didn’t realise I had this button

I see the Guardian have decided against using twee pixel art pictures of the candidates for their US election updates this time around. Can’t imagine why.

I foresee an extremely tedious news story in the near future