My phone’s ‘Now Playing’ feature thought my neighbour’s lawnmower was ‘Reptilia’ by The Strokes.
Based on the mouse’s descriptions, it’s really not clear why anyone except Fox is so afraid of the Gruffalo.
When I type a password manually instead of letting my password manager autofill, and I type it wrong, I can’t help but see an edge of sarcasm in the ‘Do you want to update this password in Bitwarden?’ popup.
I wildly misunderstood this show as a child.
Brazil with Michael Palin looks much jollier than Brazil with Terry Gilliam
Lots of people dislike the monarchy but aren’t sure there’s a good alternative. I think we can all get behind this: www.futilitycloset.com/2021/03/09/one-solution-6/
‘AutoSergei’ demolishes the conceit that the meerkats’ meerkat-comparison service keeps frustratingly getting confused with Compare the Market. It should automatically compare meerkats.
Child won’t go to sleep? Toddler started tantrumming? The government has a great new service for you
I appreciate the way the YouTube Music ‘Discover’ algorithm cautiously proffers new new genres to see if I’m into them. This week it thinks I might like ‘songs that aren’t from musical theatre but sound like they could be’ and ‘songs about zombies’.
Me: Shall we get dressed so we can go outside?
Rory: No. Want to not go outside. Want to hide under the duvet.
The voice of the nation.