31 Mar 14:38

My phone’s ‘Now Playing’ feature thought my neighbour’s lawnmower was ‘Reptilia’ by The Strokes.

18 Mar 18:25

Based on the mouse’s descriptions, it’s really not clear why anyone except Fox is so afraid of the Gruffalo.

17 Mar 11:00

When I type a password manually instead of letting my password manager autofill, and I type it wrong, I can’t help but see an edge of sarcasm in the ‘Do you want to update this password in Bitwarden?’ popup.

16 Mar 22:19

I wildly misunderstood this show as a child.

14 Mar 20:15

Brazil with Michael Palin looks much jollier than Brazil with Terry Gilliam

08 Mar 19:50

‘AutoSergei’ demolishes the conceit that the meerkats’ meerkat-comparison service keeps frustratingly getting confused with Compare the Market. It should automatically compare meerkats.

02 Mar 10:34

Child won’t go to sleep? Toddler started tantrumming? The government has a great new service for you

12 Feb 12:08

I appreciate the way the YouTube Music ‘Discover’ algorithm cautiously proffers new new genres to see if I’m into them. This week it thinks I might like ‘songs that aren’t from musical theatre but sound like they could be’ and ‘songs about zombies’.

11 Feb 11:27

Me: Shall we get dressed so we can go outside?
Rory: No. Want to not go outside. Want to hide under the duvet.

The voice of the nation.