Asked Rory what he wanted to do tomorrow and he said ‘I just want to eat things and do nothing’. The dream.

Like most parents, I have in the past been scornful of Blippi, but I just heard him say ‘ducks are like the sea planes of the bird kingdom’ so now I’m fully on board.

My son just used his spoon to scoop the apple crumble off my spoon and eat it. Apparently this is called ‘sharing’.