21 Jun 21:24

Thought I was doing quite well today on limited sleep but I’ve just spent fifteen minutes trying to remember the word ‘contingency’.

21 Jun 18:44

When asked to retract, he doubled down, insisting that ‘He does, he likes to put them in his mouth, doesn’t he’. A judge will not look kindly on this.

21 Jun 18:41

My son has started spreading the defamatory claim that Daddy likes to eat the stringy bits off bananas. I am exploring legal options.

21 Jun 16:39

If they weren’t going to hold Prime Day on 2021-01-01 then they shouldn’t have bothered holding it at all.

07 Jun 20:41

Looks gritty

05 Jun 11:46

Not sure why the lateral flow test kits come with a complimentary plastic fish of soy sauce but it’s disgusting

03 Jun 15:45

Why do the parents in Bluey do so much laundry when none of them wear clothes?

02 Jun 18:04

PSA: my son can’t quite interpret scale correctly, so if you drive a big silly SUV he will refer to you as ‘the little man in the car’.