28 Apr 09:05

Looking forward to downloading both versions of the NT Live Frankenstein and splicing together a full-length tribute to this sketch https://youtu.be/mF4GsnJXX1Y

24 Apr 16:08

Don’t forget to downgrade your mobile data package to account for the fact you can’t leave the house!

21 Apr 11:23

Today, I’ll be climbing to the moon on a four-foot stepladder to raise money for the Forestry Commission.

20 Apr 08:03

Baffled that Hasbro don’t make a proper Scrabble app for people who want to play Scrabble and not spend money on ‘gems’ so they can cheat. Call it ‘Scrabble Pro’ and charge £6.99 for it. Easy.

19 Apr 08:54

Today I’ll be repeatedly diving into my water-filled wheelie bin until I reach the equivalent of diving to the bottom of the Mariana Trench, to raise money for the Food Standards Agency.

19 Apr 06:56

ME, ACTUALLY GETTING SOME SLEEP FOR A CHANGE: Zzzzzz
VOICE OF ALEXANDEER ARMSTRONG NARRATING ‘HEY DUGGEE’: Isn’t it time for… sleep paralysis?

*Hey Duggee theme plays as I struggle in vain to escape the terrifying presence that has appeared in the room*

17 Apr 18:16

Could someone invent a reason for me to need a specific, random, obscure wire? The specific obscure wire that kept showing up when I was looking for a different one has promptly become unfindable now that it would actually be useful. Thanks in advance.

17 Apr 11:18

Tech supported multiple webinars while strapping a toddler to myself and getting him to sleep. Now being the guy who pushes the button when the presenter says ‘Can I have the next slide, please?’. It’s an extremely lockdowny day so far.

11 Apr 14:27

Don’t forget to put on sunblock on this lovely day! The smell really helps you pretend you’re still allowed to go on holiday.