Looking forward to downloading both versions of the NT Live Frankenstein and splicing together a full-length tribute to this sketch https://youtu.be/mF4GsnJXX1Y
Don’t forget to downgrade your mobile data package to account for the fact you can’t leave the house!
Today, I’ll be climbing to the moon on a four-foot stepladder to raise money for the Forestry Commission.
Baffled that Hasbro don’t make a proper Scrabble app for people who want to play Scrabble and not spend money on ‘gems’ so they can cheat. Call it ‘Scrabble Pro’ and charge £6.99 for it. Easy.
Today I’ll be repeatedly diving into my water-filled wheelie bin until I reach the equivalent of diving to the bottom of the Mariana Trench, to raise money for the Food Standards Agency.
ME, ACTUALLY GETTING SOME SLEEP FOR A CHANGE: Zzzzzz
VOICE OF ALEXANDEER ARMSTRONG NARRATING ‘HEY DUGGEE’: Isn’t it time for… sleep paralysis?
*Hey Duggee theme plays as I struggle in vain to escape the terrifying presence that has appeared in the room*
Could someone invent a reason for me to need a specific, random, obscure wire? The specific obscure wire that kept showing up when I was looking for a different one has promptly become unfindable now that it would actually be useful. Thanks in advance.
Tech supported multiple webinars while strapping a toddler to myself and getting him to sleep. Now being the guy who pushes the button when the presenter says ‘Can I have the next slide, please?’. It’s an extremely lockdowny day so far.
Don’t forget to put on sunblock on this lovely day! The smell really helps you pretend you’re still allowed to go on holiday.