Astonished to learn from this article that Lynx/Axe deodorant only arrived in the USA in 2002. I hope they appreciate the extra time they got. www.vox.com/the-highlight/2020/2/12/21122543/axe-body-spray-teenage-boys-ads

No wonder moving house was so bloody hard.

Rewatching Life on Mars. Spent ages trying to work out where I’d seen the actor playing Malone before and then realised I was thinking of Gene from Wreck-It Ralph.

Give us this day our daily oven baked yeast cookery

The Good Place finale was superb. But obviously it would have been better if it turned out they were all actually astronauts on their way to Mars passing the time in a computer simulation and Michael was Eleanor’s dad.

Managed to use up an entire bar of soap without breaking it or dropping it down the plughole. I expect to be elevated to the House of Lords by the afternoon.