Searching for and blocking everyone who posts ‘Happy 2020’ at 20 past
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Just discovered I’ve booked the 2nd and 3rd off work. Thanks, past Mark!
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My fitness tracker has just congratulated me on setting a two-week personal best for number of steps taken. It does not understand Christmas.
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Brexit was inevitable. We just don’t share Europe’s passion for ham.
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Gave blood successfully! Then immediately fainted when I started reading the email about fainting.
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Labour folk on all sides are so busy rushing to defend their preexisting positions that they can’t see the obvious truth: we would have won if we had promised to nationalise sausages.
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So when a Conservative PM whose main political interest is self-promotion wins a majority reliant on working-class voters in northern towns by making an undeliverable promise to make Brexit go away, what the hell happens next? Because I have no clue.
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So does Johnson actually have any kind of ideological project he’ll use this win to implement, or can we expect five years of government driven solely by his immense vanity?
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